Soo cheesed I'm fromaged

*DISCLAIMER: I USE BITCH ALOT IN THIS BLOG BUT, IN NO WAY SHAPE OR FORM, HATE WOMEN. IN FACT I LOVE AND RESPECT EVERY WOMAN. I LIVE WITH 4 OF THE BEST ONES AT HOME (IN MISSISSAUGA AT LEAST) AND LOVE THEM TO DEATH. HOWEVER, WHEN YOU GET PUSHED PAST A CERTAIN POINT, YOU DESCRIBE EM HOW THEY REALLY ARE

'house full of bitches like tila tequila'

Who ever thought weezy's lines will describe my life in Barrie so perfectly. At first it was all well and good, even if my landlady does remind me of Debbie Mathers (Eminem's mom) with the drinking, smoking, blond hair and all around hideous-ness. But now, shit just dropped to a whole new level. But really, weezy's line couldn't be more accurate to describe my 'home life' in Barrie.

For one, the mom is an alcoholic chain smoker who has no job and does nothing but drinks her shitty Laker light (GOTTA CUT BACK ON THE VITAL EXPENSES!). She is also ignorant, hard to talk to and naieve as shit. Ex. 1: She knows JACK SHIT about computers and tried to tell me about plugging the modem in and shit? Damn, no wonder your husband left you.

Bitch number 2 or 'bitch to be' in definately her daughter. Holay, she's going into grade 1 or 2, could barely spell her name (its 4 letters long btw) and is giving ppl attitude? The apple doesnt fall far from the tree... She not only has that spoiled, only child attitude that some only children have, she also acts like shes better than you. I have absolutely no doubt in my mind that she'll be a hugeeeee bitch when she hits her teenage years considering her home life (her dad that left her and her mom is a crackhead looking motherfucker too)

Finally, the third and smallest bitch of all is their dog. At time's like this I wish I had Michael Vick on speed dial...This is easily the most annoying dog I've ever come across in my life. You open the dog, she barks. You walk upstairs, she barks. Hell, if you take a shit, she'll follow you till you close the dog and start barking from there. I'm pretty cool with dogs, but whenever I see this one, I wish I'm part of the Bad Newz Kennels. (google that)

but now, my new beef:

The past week I've been pissed that my internet was talking forever. I thought I had spyware or sumtin. Turns out my landlady changed the internet plan on me without telling me beforehand. Classy. She called Rogers and they apparently told her she has only a really small amount of internet left and she's gonna save it FOR HERSELF. I offered to pay the amount I go over the limit in straight cash. 'NOPE, NOT GONNA DO IT!' .....talk about considering every option thoroughly.....I made like 2 friends in Barrie (and they're the ones that cut my hair) but none that I talk to on a regular basis like most of my friends, so the only way I converse with ppl I like is through MSN, facebook, and my blog. But now, all that shit is gone seeing as how my internet has left the house the in same way my landlady's husband left: fast and silently. I also need the internet for other important stuff such as watching movies, downloading music and the occasional assignment for school/PD2. Not to sound all nerdy and shit, but the internet is basically like my life in Barrie...lol. So, to adjust to this, I'm walking 15 minutes to the public library to connect to the internet. GREAAAAAAAAAAAT!

In other not-so-pissed off news, a big congrats to Roy Halladay of the Blue Jays and Tim Lincecum of the San Fransico Giants. Those two are easily my two favorite pitchers in baseball (maybe favorite players at that) and deserve to get the start. Halladay had all the compliments about his game written about him so I won't get into that aside from sayin good job hommie. Tim Lincecum, on the other hand, is downright NASTY. Most fans dont know of him seeing as how he pitches in the other side of the states and for a shitty team. But his numbers, and Cy Young award, dont lie. Besides, TIM LINCECUM IS PART FILIPINO! Granted, the dude looks like Tom Higgenson, the front man for the plain white T's aka the poor dude who made a song about some hot chick and didnt get her.


Top pic: Tim Lincecum, San Fransisco Giants pitcher, part Filipino and nasty stuff


Bottom pic: Tom Higgenson, Plain White T's front man, borderline emo, really loves Delilah

Well, I'm outtie like my internet. Link me up on the celly or facebook or sumtin.....only during the hours of 8:30am til 9:00pm mondays to thursdays and 7:00pm on fridays (the library hours). For now, stay up and God Bless!